ROBOCOP (2014) ★ ★ ★
The thing that made the original 1987 "Robocop" special was its unpredictability. MGM's 2014 reboot lacks that trait, and reveals that its makers didn't understand the original as well as they should have. But the remake manages to finesse some special moments of its own into its otherwise lackluster narrative, which saves it from being the bomb it was precariously close to becoming. Part of the genius of Paul Verhoeven's film was its casting; Peter Weller is an offbeat personality with strange features and a deep, leaden delivery, and he was born to play programmable fuzz. Verhoeven wisely allowed elements of dark comedy and schlock horror into his script, and included gory and ironic scenes of a radically disfigured criminal being bashed apart by a moving vehicle and a malevolent robot murdering an unsuspecting suit in a boardroom demonstration gone awry. Weller's character is himself murdered by scuzzy crooks, but what remains of him is revived in a new fo...